Fruiting, as they did, these plans became the most deadly confrontation ever to grace the plain of Rabbitean conflict.

Their deadly fruit, if I may, was death. Death in many forms: Death by bullet, death by knife, death by fist and open hand, death by suffocation, death by needle, death by poison, death by drowning or by falling a very very long way, death by being kicked really hard by a donkey or mule, death by bleeding, death by fighting, death by accident, death by explosion, death by panther, death by impact, death by fighter plane, death by pineapple, death by propulsion, death by filling up with water, death by disease and skin affliction, death by death, death by teething, death by being cut, bruised and grazed, death by murder, death by planing, death by being stabbed, death by allergy, death by implication, death by nonchalance, death by sight, death by nails, death by stone, death by beef, pork and venison, death by association, death by night, death by execution, death by constriction, death by animal, death by jocularity, death by rope, string and twine, death by insect, death by bombs, death by jove, death by cliff-top, death by trumpet, death by superfluity, death by seed, nut and berry, death by fire, death by crushing, death by tongs, death by pain, death by brownian motion, death by septic, death by fright, death by attack, death by camel, death by lathe, deah by notion, death by acid, death by ninja, death by sword, death by centrifuge, death by land, sea and air, death by lorry, death by leaves, death by cold and hot, death by incompetance, death by toast, death by keepy-upy, death by smoke inhalation, death by biting, death by egregious humping, death by legs, tongues and ears, death by karate chop, death by chemical, death by knees, death by dolphin, death by gas, death by reaction, death by interaction, death by sound, death by transigence and by swelling, death by lungs, death by surgery and death by mountain.

Unfortunately, peace was never more than a stone's throw away.

That 'stone' was 'thrown' one summer morning then, and it brought peace to a land so long at war. It was, from a sociological point of view, time for something a bit more light-hearted. And so the Blurge brothers created, single handedly (or octuple pawedly to be accurate) an entire pop-culture, the likes of which I thoroughly disapprove of.

© RABBITLAND McMcMilk