In the final years of the AMAZING twentieth century (wasn't that a rush, huh, guys?) we were a bit quiet. That's because we existed only in the deranged minds of two severely messed-up little kids, who now, for some unexplained reason, have resurrected us so that the world may see exactly how they wasted their years of innocence.

On these pages you will find pictures, comic strips and GENUINE documents from those long-gone days, and even a bit of new-ish crap.

So, meet the family, the community, the whole INCREDIBLE world that existed within the heads of Joe Lonsdale and little brother Jacob. Do not attempt to emulate their sordid imaginings. They are included here at your own risk, and under protest from several major governments. But, hey! When did we ever listen to governments?

So enjoy it, but don't get over-excited and break stuff, because that's just not on, okay.

Yours,

Frank Blurge (himself).